Al. 20. Full time hermit that resides continually in her bedroom and avoids social situations.
Let's pretend for a moment that I'm not insane.
If I am a witch, then so be it, I said. And I took to eating black things - huitlacoche; the corn mushroom, coffee, dark chiles, the bruised part of fruit, the darkest, blackest things to make me hard and strong.
— Sandra Cisneros, Eyes of Zapata  (via bookpilgrim)







Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”


Game of Thrones meme [1/2] ships » My featherbed is deep and soft, and there I’ll lay you down, I’ll dress you all in yellow silk, and on your head a crown. For you shall be my lady love, and I shall be your lord. I’ll always keep you warm and safe, and guard you with my sword.

I’m sorry for all those who love Oberyn Martell
— The ones who read the books (via mithrandy)


  And I’ll be loving you for quite some time
       No one else is going to love me,
  when I get mad, mad, mad
       So I think that it’s best if we both
   stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay. 

Requested by  redhairedanne





#little dove #because she’s a beautiful thing kept in a cage#little bird #because sandor sees her as someone he can only admire from afar#little flamingo #because flamingos are pink and she’s a redhead #little american bald eagle #because she’s a stark and starks are an endangered species by now#little preying mantis #because she seems relatively harmless until she does kung-fu #little flying squirrel #because she doesn’t seem to be capable of flight until whoah mothafukka she leaps from one tree and is airborne #sansa for all the avian metaphors

#i thought we were heading for a really deep asoiaf meta #but this is just as good